Monday, May 5th, 2003
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12:21 pm - New Journal
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Sunday, May 4th, 2003
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10:25 am - Graduated and Liberated
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Well, yesterday I graduated and liberated myself from the world of worthless educational sludge. It has been a long 4 years but I am through. I believe I will begin to write in this thing again to get down what is on my mind, keep in touch with friends, etc. Might lose internet for awhile but I will be back soon. Hello to everyone whoever remembers me on this thing.
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Tuesday, February 25th, 2003
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8:05 pm - The Return Of My Big Boobs
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Well I haven't written for awhile in this thing have I now? I have just been extremely busy this semester with my movie Ring of the Dead and classes. Swamped and my LJ had to suffer. Currently working on updating my webpage and getting a job at UVA. Oh yeah, my dog has three legs now.
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Sunday, January 5th, 2003
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3:39 pm - Free Videos
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Considering today is the first day of classes, I've had a really swell day. Got lots of good news, a new work drive, and relatively good hair. I haven't been on LJ lately due to winter break and plus I have been hanging around on another bulletin board type website Fangoria. I am known as NinjaZombie there. Anyways, I will write more later.
*Attention Radford Peeps* =========================
I have three VHS vids:
-Fight Club _The Exorcist _Terminator 2
I am giving these up to the first people who throw a comment at me with what movie they want. One movie only please. I am letting these vids go because I either have then on DVD or have several versions of them already. So comment fast if you want one of these.
L8er.
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Wednesday, December 25th, 2002
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10:57 pm - New Hunting LJ Journal
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1:24 pm - Santa is the Anti-Christ
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Merry Christmas to you all.
I had a funny ass thought. Wouldn't it be hilarious if for one Christmas the malls said,"We are sick of Santa raining on Jesus' parade. We are going to let kids sit on Jesus' lap this year!" And so kids line up to sit on the Son of God's lap? LOL. That would be great.
Okay, fine, no. Merry Christmas anyways.
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Sunday, December 22nd, 2002
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6:59 pm - Adopt a Mogwai
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Well for those of you waiting for the rest of the story about my deer hunt: I got the bastard. I got up that morning and went searching. About 20 minutes of searching and I found him. I say him because it was not a doe but a buck! A two point buck but hey, it was the Great Stag to me. Ends up I shot him through the armpit and it exited his chest. Jonelle and Shane helped me get him back to the house and I did my first gutting and skinning of a deer. Absolutely disgusting but I loved it. We got some good meat from what I hear. I had to leave before I could butcher it so a friend of Jonelle's family did it for me. They say it is tender as hell.
I named the deer Briar because that is where he died: In the largest mess of briars and thorns you could imagine. It took us awhile with alot of scrapes to get his body out. I now have a nice pair of antlers. I am proud as hell. Oh yeah, to make good on a bet to Mr. Matt Good my roommate, I took his balls. You will find them in a jar of vinegar on your desk when you return. Merry Christmas.
This is interesting:
Go here http://www.googlism.com/index.htm to find out your googlism!
Googlism for: shaggy
shaggy is such a "hot shot" shaggy is named best international male solo artist at shaggy is very rude shaggy is such a "hot shot" regaee shaggy is cool shaggy is named after scooby doo character shaggy is named best international male solo artist at brits shaggy is very rude oh shaggy is also the person responsible for making the word 'like' the most popular word in the english language shaggy is a hotshot shaggy is the only one shaggy is basically shaggy is one styling shaggy is the king of slack shaggy is indeed a vegetarian shaggy is cool by kimmy shaggy is zooming shaggy is that you? shaggy is not as easy shaggy is sticking to his motto shaggy is wearing shaggy is yahoo shaggy is looking back on an impressive catalog of accomplishments shaggy is constantly tripping shaggy is a very romantic gentleman shaggy is one of shaggy is amazing i just love him shaggy is one slick man shaggy is riding high with his #1 hit "it wasn't me" shaggy is dressed in his olive v shaggy is to running out of courage shaggy is a regular fixture on the western mass shaggy is still smiling shaggy is a new generation nuyorican poet shaggy is in the front seat shaggy is a hippie since hippies are from the sixties shaggy is scooby's best friend shaggy is best known in the states for his remake of the old shaggy is still reaping the rewards from his international hit song shaggy is so used to beautiful women and parties that chart shaggy is one of those people shaggy is still a calm shaggy is such an awesome performer shaggy is about to leave his mark again shaggy is energy we cannot do without shaggy is also scheduled to perform at the twenty shaggy is a really nice chap whose car is under most frequent use by nilgirites shaggy is a much more engaging personality shaggy is a vegetarian shaggy is 'artist of the month on yahoo/launch shaggy is such a down to earth individual who has not let his "famous" side get to him shaggy is obviously a 'burner' shaggy is the 'featured artiste of the month' on yahoo shaggy is a good example of how a single song can quickly take a relatively unknown performer straight to the top shaggy is also very much into motorsports shaggy is preparing a sandwich and is no longer wearing his bandages velma shaggy is more like a character that i play shaggy is no stranger to challenges shaggy is a stoner shaggy is back at the top of the charts with shaggy is in shaggy is shaggy is a "kingstonian" as he puts it shaggy is inactivated in response to the wingless signal and this inactivation is important for a number of developmental processes including sensory organ shaggy is having a good time in the old west with the beautiful bordello ladies shaggy is a star shaggy is the best out of the whole movie shaggy is smitten by a cute girl shaggy is doing what he does the most shaggy is the lynchpin shaggy is to dancehall what the late grover washington jr shaggy is trying shaggy is a chancer diluting a ghetto sound shaggy is a waste of money shaggy is an electronic version of milton bradley's game shaggy is the greatest shaggy is what keeps the movie afloat shaggy is the godfather of the daughter of top shaggy is a ladies man shaggy is every bit the smooth reggae performer fans all over the world have fallen in love with shaggy is his 'human shaggy is to be releasing his 'shaggy where are you?' single in a few weeks time shaggy is singing a new tune shaggy is a nickname for marshall shaggy is now back in police custody awaiting trial shaggy is vegetarian?
Oh yeah baby, can you dig it?
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Tuesday, December 17th, 2002
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6:28 pm - Waiting till mornin for the prize
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Holy Jesus my heart is racing! I just got back from hunting and for the first time I might have got a deer. I say might because I won't know until morning.
I stayed out later than I usually would to hunt and the light was nearly gone. I was getting cold as hell and I was like, "Okay, screw this, I am going in for some hot chocolate." I was about to get up and leave when all of a sudden I heard a snap. I slowly turned around and there was this huge doe (female deer). Now it really isn't doe season but VA law permits one doe to be taken off-season for herd management. In fact they highly recommend each hunter do this so the populations can stay in check. So I held my breath, lined her up with a tree in my scope, and when the sweet spot came into range I unloaded on her. She must of jumped 10ft in the air and then sprang for it. She ran off and out of my view but suddenly I heard a huge crash and silence. My blood was pumpin boy! It was too dark to look for a blood trail or body. So I have to get up at the buttcrack of dawn to look for a body. Sweet jesus I hope I got it. If not, boy, that deer sure made my night!
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Friday, December 13th, 2002
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1:29 pm - Mold
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Leave it to Mike B. to cheer me up on a cloudy day. As I walked across Heth parking lot in the cold rain this pickup truck suddenly speeds right up to me, the window goes down, and out pops Mike's head. He smiles at me (I am in a state of shock) and yells "SHITHEAD!" so the whole parking lot can hear it and then speeds off like a gansta. Thanks Mike. I needed that.
You know, right about this point I would insert how I am doing and how I am feeling but you know, I won't. I don't care. And I know those reading this really don't care. So I will spare you and me the ramble and leave you with this piece of advice:
"SCREW"
current mood: drained
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Friday, December 6th, 2002
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12:39 pm - I C U P
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10:32 am - I Love CKY
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I thought I would post these two sites because they had me in tears last night. Enjoy.
www.xsunderground.com/thechilde <----Hilarious!
www.blackpeopleloveus.com <----Courtesy of my roommate
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Thursday, December 5th, 2002
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8:27 pm - Dem Phat Sugarplums
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Two days of classes cancelled due to snow. Awesome.
You know what I find? I find I am completely obsessed with EA Sports Football Games. I love them. I can't wait to play EA Sports NCAA Football 2003. The weird thing about my obsession is I am not any good at these games. I completely suck. The Bengals kick my ass. Its pathetic but I love it.
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I'm in the mood for some Bruce Lee. I believe I will watch "The Chinese Connection" with a cup of hot chocolate.
Another interesting I have figured out. My cat Armand has all the answers. It doesn't matter to what but he has all the answers. He doesn't even have to say a thing. When I question things this fat black ball comes purring and looking for attention. He then curls up and falls asleep in my lap. He has all the answers.
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Tuesday, December 3rd, 2002
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5:28 pm - While I am Bored In Class....
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Bored, bored, bored today. Just been a boring day. Oh yeah, I am the "Sex Prophet of Doom." I make these crazy predictions about my friend's sex lives and interestingly enough it comes true. But I only make one or two predictions a year and already those two have come true. For example, I told my roommate Matt that he would have sex with his ex-girlfriend at least once before the end of the year. He said no way in hell. He has had done the nasty 6 times already before the end of the semester. I am awesome.
Second example: My friend Jess is a die hard bible freak. She tries to be so goody-goody. I told her she would be having lesbian sex before the end of the year. Even I thought this prediction was going to be off but last night I found out she has had several lesbian experiences in the past few weeks!
SCORE! I'm good. I am that damn good.
Okay, back to being bored.
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4:58 pm - Take It Or Leave It
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11:54 am - For the Moment
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"Close Yet Far" by CKY
who said that I wasn't right? I've lived for years without a life don't have a soul on my side still ridiculed despite how hard that I have tried don't take me under your wing I don't need a hand, don't need anything I've got a roof over my head as if I'd rather be alone with me instead
close yet far drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are and I'll tip my hat to those who can't believe it's me and I never never never ever wanted this to be
I can hear the sounds of the city sunrise and set are the same to me a hesitating pulse is good company and my reflection offers no apology but who said that I wasn't right? and I've lived for years without a life don't have a soul on my side still ridiculed despite how hard that I have tried
close yet far drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are and I'll tip my hat to those who can't believe it's me and I never never never ever wanted this to be
close yet far drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are and I'll think of the days when there was something to believe and I never never never ever wanted this to be
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Monday, December 2nd, 2002
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10:26 am - This Post Contains Nudity
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Sunday, December 1st, 2002
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10:30 pm - Tom Petty Will Kick Your Ass
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VA Tech fans suck. Really, they are the worst bandwagon fans out there. Anyone who is a Tech fan should recieve a free medical service called "Pull-That-Stick-Out-Of-Your-Ass-Your-Team-Really-Sucks-But-You-Still-Don't-Realize-It-But-You-Will." I don't say this because they beat my favorite college team UVA. No, not at all. I am a UVA and Arkansas fan. I say this because Chokie fans tend to be so anal about their team to the point of being retarded. They really need to get over themselves. I predicted their season a few months ago when the season started: The Chokies will win at the beginning, beating retarded teams and then at the end of the season when they play legit college teams, they will lose. And it has happened. And don't talk to me about the Bowl game. They are going to get so destroyed and once again Chokie fans will be wondering what the hell happened. I can tell you simply: You suck and so does your team.
But I do not do this LJ rant for the Chokies. No, this one is for the UVA Cavaliers and how screwed they got. This one is for you Cavs. FUCK whoever decides who goes to the bowls. UVA was predicted by critics to finish dead last in their divison. They end up ranking second and beating Maryland. They are second place and deservedly so. But who is invited to the Gator Bowl? Not UVA. No, not them but the team they destroyed for second place, Maryland. What in the flying hell is that all about? How fucked up that is. Screw you Maryland. You don't deserve to be there and you know it. UVA is pissed. Rightfully so. Someone else is wearing their crown of gold. This only fuels the burning and rising fire that is in this young UVA team. Give or take one or two more years and the Chokies, Maryland, all of them can go to hell. UVA will dominate. Go UVA!
Whoa, that is a first in this LJ. A sports rant. Unusual. Well, it was good.
current mood: contemplative
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1:48 pm - The Return of Jakjdoijio
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Well I haven't been on the ole LJ circuit for awhile now. I have been trying to relax and enjoy Thanksgiving break. I did a lot of hunting (nothing) and spent some time with an old friend. I hope everyone's Thanksgiving Break was good. I don't have much time to write now but I will catch up later.
For everyone's amusement, here is another E-Bay Auction I am throwing up. Its a great gift for X-Mas!
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3727&item=1942641574&rd=1
L8er.
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Tuesday, November 19th, 2002
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1:55 pm - Hunting Season is Here
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Did you know the first thing you do to field dress a deer is to cut out it's anus and penis? Sounds delightful doesn't it?
I might have to do that if I am lucky. In a strange twist of fate, my classes have been cancelled up until Thursday afternoon. Either my professors are sick or just didn't want to have class. Hell yeah. So I am heading up to C-Ville to take on the 02' Hunting Season. Wish me luck. Even if I don't get anything, it is amazing climbing the mountain and seeing the sun rise on a frosty morning. At one with nature is a beautiful thing. For those of you who worry, I do eat the deer and whatever meat I don't eat I give to friends, family, or Hunters for the Hungry. I'm not a trophy killer although I would like a deer rack sometime if I get the big one.
I leave tonight but first, must close up some loose ends with ROC-TV and classes. L8er peeps.
current mood: cheerful
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Saturday, November 16th, 2002
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10:41 pm - Harry Potter is the Devil
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Props to Jeff. Thanks for the comments. I don't dabble too much in poetry, I am more a story writer, but yes, my writing does make me feel good and I will take your advice. Mad props to you.
I feel that I must apologize to friends and employees who do the Exit 109 thing. I was going through a bad period and I don't really believe it is shit. It has it's ups and downs and I am not sure how I like how it is judged but trust me its not the worst thing I ever read. So I apologize to them.
Saw Miss Stephanie H. tonight while working. Always a pleasure to see her smiling face. In fact, it was the highlight of my working night. I hate Harry Potter. I really do. It brings in worse crowds than Star Wars. I don't mean in mass but types of assholes.
Ah well...at least I got a Flogging Molly CD tonight!
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