Primate X

New Journal

Mon, 05 May 2003 16:10:50 GMT

Well I have created a new journal. This one will be shutting down and putting a close on a part of my life. The new journal will follow me on my new path. You can find it here:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/atkinback/

Graduated and Liberated

Sun, 04 May 2003 14:17:11 GMT

Well, yesterday I graduated and liberated myself from the world of worthless educational sludge. It has been a long 4 years but I am through. I believe I will begin to write in this thing again to get down what is on my mind, keep in touch with friends, etc. Might lose internet for awhile but I will be back soon. Hello to everyone whoever remembers me on this thing.

The Return Of My Big Boobs

Wed, 26 Feb 2003 01:13:26 GMT

Well I haven't written for awhile in this thing have I now? I have just been extremely busy this semester with my movie Ring of the Dead and classes. Swamped and my LJ had to suffer. Currently working on updating my webpage and getting a job at UVA. Oh yeah, my dog has three legs now.

Free Videos

Mon, 06 Jan 2003 20:57:26 GMT

Considering today is the first day of classes, I've had a really swell day. Got lots of good news, a new work drive, and relatively good hair. I haven't been on LJ lately due to winter break and plus I have been hanging around on another bulletin board type website Fangoria. I am known as NinjaZombie there. Anyways, I will write more later.

*Attention Radford Peeps*
=========================

I have three VHS vids:

-Fight Club
_The Exorcist
_Terminator 2

I am giving these up to the first people who throw a comment at me with what movie they want. One movie only please. I am letting these vids go because I either have then on DVD or have several versions of them already. So comment fast if you want one of these.

L8er.

New Hunting LJ Journal

Thu, 26 Dec 2002 03:56:52 GMT

I made an LJ Journal just for my hunting journal. If you would like, add it to your friends list. You can find it at:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/orange_death

Santa is the Anti-Christ

Wed, 25 Dec 2002 18:18:58 GMT

Merry Christmas to you all.

I had a funny ass thought. Wouldn't it be hilarious if for one Christmas the malls said,"We are sick of Santa raining on Jesus' parade. We are going to let kids sit on Jesus' lap this year!" And so kids line up to sit on the Son of God's lap? LOL. That would be great.

Okay, fine, no. Merry Christmas anyways.

Adopt a Mogwai

Tue, 24 Dec 2002 00:21:08 GMT

Well for those of you waiting for the rest of the story about my deer hunt: I got the bastard. I got up that morning and went searching. About 20 minutes of searching and I found him. I say him because it was not a doe but a buck! A two point buck but hey, it was the Great Stag to me. Ends up I shot him through the armpit and it exited his chest. Jonelle and Shane helped me get him back to the house and I did my first gutting and skinning of a deer. Absolutely disgusting but I loved it. We got some good meat from what I hear. I had to leave before I could butcher it so a friend of Jonelle's family did it for me. They say it is tender as hell.

I named the deer Briar because that is where he died: In the largest mess of briars and thorns you could imagine. It took us awhile with alot of scrapes to get his body out. I now have a nice pair of antlers. I am proud as hell. Oh yeah, to make good on a bet to Mr. Matt Good my roommate, I took his balls. You will find them in a jar of vinegar on your desk when you return. Merry Christmas.

This is interesting:

Go here http://www.googlism.com/index.htm to find out your googlism!

Googlism for: shaggy

shaggy is such a "hot shot"
shaggy is named best international male solo artist at
shaggy is very rude
shaggy is such a "hot shot" regaee
shaggy is cool
shaggy is named after scooby doo character
shaggy is named best international male solo artist at brits
shaggy is very rude oh
shaggy is also the person responsible for making the word 'like' the most popular word in the english language
shaggy is a hotshot
shaggy is the only one
shaggy is basically
shaggy is one styling
shaggy is the king of slack
shaggy is indeed a vegetarian
shaggy is cool by kimmy
shaggy is zooming
shaggy is that you?
shaggy is not as easy
shaggy is sticking to his motto
shaggy is wearing
shaggy is yahoo
shaggy is looking back on an impressive catalog of accomplishments
shaggy is constantly tripping
shaggy is a very romantic gentleman
shaggy is one of
shaggy is amazing i just love him
shaggy is one slick man
shaggy is riding high with his #1 hit "it wasn't me"
shaggy is dressed in his olive v
shaggy is to running out of courage
shaggy is a regular fixture on the western mass
shaggy is still smiling
shaggy is a new generation nuyorican poet
shaggy is in the front seat
shaggy is a hippie since hippies are from the sixties
shaggy is scooby's best friend
shaggy is best known in the states for his remake of the old
shaggy is still reaping the rewards from his international hit song
shaggy is so used to beautiful women and parties that chart
shaggy is one of those people
shaggy is still a calm
shaggy is such an awesome performer
shaggy is about to leave his mark again
shaggy is energy we cannot do without
shaggy is also scheduled to perform at the twenty
shaggy is a really nice chap whose car is under most frequent use by nilgirites
shaggy is a much more engaging personality
shaggy is a vegetarian
shaggy is 'artist of the month on yahoo/launch
shaggy is such a down to earth individual who has not let his "famous" side get to him
shaggy is obviously a 'burner'
shaggy is the 'featured artiste of the month' on yahoo
shaggy is a good example of how a single song can quickly take a relatively unknown performer straight to the top
shaggy is also very much into motorsports
shaggy is preparing a sandwich and is no longer wearing his bandages velma
shaggy is more like a character that i play
shaggy is no stranger to challenges
shaggy is a stoner
shaggy is back at the top of the charts with
shaggy is in
shaggy is
shaggy is a "kingstonian" as he puts it
shaggy is inactivated in response to the wingless signal and this inactivation is important for a number of developmental processes including sensory organ
shaggy is having a good time in the old west with the beautiful bordello ladies
shaggy is a star
shaggy is the best out of the whole movie
shaggy is smitten by a cute girl
shaggy is doing what he does the most
shaggy is the lynchpin
shaggy is to dancehall what the late grover washington jr
shaggy is trying
shaggy is a chancer diluting a ghetto sound
shaggy is a waste of money
shaggy is an electronic version of milton bradley's game
shaggy is the greatest
shaggy is what keeps the movie afloat
shaggy is the godfather of the daughter of top
shaggy is a ladies man
shaggy is every bit the smooth reggae performer fans all over the world have fallen in love with
shaggy is his 'human
shaggy is to be releasing his 'shaggy where are you?' single in a few weeks time
shaggy is singing a new tune
shaggy is a nickname for marshall
shaggy is now back in police custody awaiting trial
shaggy is vegetarian?

Oh yeah baby, can you dig it?

Waiting till mornin for the prize

Tue, 17 Dec 2002 23:28:16 GMT

Holy Jesus my heart is racing! I just got back from hunting and for the first time I might have got a deer. I say might because I won't know until morning.

I stayed out later than I usually would to hunt and the light was nearly gone. I was getting cold as hell and I was like, "Okay, screw this, I am going in for some hot chocolate." I was about to get up and leave when all of a sudden I heard a snap. I slowly turned around and there was this huge doe (female deer). Now it really isn't doe season but VA law permits one doe to be taken off-season for herd management. In fact they highly recommend each hunter do this so the populations can stay in check. So I held my breath, lined her up with a tree in my scope, and when the sweet spot came into range I unloaded on her. She must of jumped 10ft in the air and then sprang for it. She ran off and out of my view but suddenly I heard a huge crash and silence. My blood was pumpin boy! It was too dark to look for a blood trail or body. So I have to get up at the buttcrack of dawn to look for a body. Sweet jesus I hope I got it. If not, boy, that deer sure made my night!

Mold

Fri, 13 Dec 2002 18:30:25 GMT

Leave it to Mike B. to cheer me up on a cloudy day. As I walked across Heth parking lot in the cold rain this pickup truck suddenly speeds right up to me, the window goes down, and out pops Mike's head. He smiles at me (I am in a state of shock) and yells "SHITHEAD!" so the whole parking lot can hear it and then speeds off like a gansta. Thanks Mike. I needed that.

You know, right about this point I would insert how I am doing and how I am feeling but you know, I won't. I don't care. And I know those reading this really don't care. So I will spare you and me the ramble and leave you with this piece of advice:

"SCREW"

I C U P

Fri, 06 Dec 2002 17:43:23 GMT

Some more funny sites for your laughing bone:

http://www.muttonbone.com/
http://www.livejournal.com/users/rod_stewart/
http://www.mycathatesyou.com

There is this site called GodHatesFags.com. It makes me want to puke. It is run by some Baptist minister by the name of Fred Phelps. It is so amazing how much hate this guy has. I feel dirty even reading about it. What a bastard.

I am going to the Sugarplum Fairy play tonight. Jonelle loves it and loves going with me. I find it a decent enough performance.

I hate meetings.

I Love CKY

Fri, 06 Dec 2002 15:33:26 GMT

I thought I would post these two sites because they had me in tears last night. Enjoy.

www.xsunderground.com/thechilde <----Hilarious!

www.blackpeopleloveus.com <----Courtesy of my roommate

Dem Phat Sugarplums

Fri, 06 Dec 2002 01:34:19 GMT

Two days of classes cancelled due to snow. Awesome.

You know what I find? I find I am completely obsessed with EA Sports Football Games. I love them. I can't wait to play EA Sports NCAA Football 2003. The weird thing about my obsession is I am not any good at these games. I completely suck. The Bengals kick my ass. Its pathetic but I love it.

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I'm in the mood for some Bruce Lee. I believe I will watch "The Chinese Connection" with a cup of hot chocolate.

Another interesting I have figured out. My cat Armand has all the answers. It doesn't matter to what but he has all the answers. He doesn't even have to say a thing. When I question things this fat black ball comes purring and looking for attention. He then curls up and falls asleep in my lap. He has all the answers.

While I am Bored In Class....

Tue, 03 Dec 2002 22:35:36 GMT

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Bored, bored, bored today. Just been a boring day. Oh yeah, I am the "Sex Prophet of Doom." I make these crazy predictions about my friend's sex lives and interestingly enough it comes true. But I only make one or two predictions a year and already those two have come true. For example, I told my roommate Matt that he would have sex with his ex-girlfriend at least once before the end of the year. He said no way in hell. He has had done the nasty 6 times already before the end of the semester. I am awesome.

Second example: My friend Jess is a die hard bible freak. She tries to be so goody-goody. I told her she would be having lesbian sex before the end of the year. Even I thought this prediction was going to be off but last night I found out she has had several lesbian experiences in the past few weeks!

SCORE! I'm good. I am that damn good.

Okay, back to being bored.

Take It Or Leave It

Tue, 03 Dec 2002 21:58:51 GMT

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For the Moment

Tue, 03 Dec 2002 16:55:01 GMT

"Close Yet Far" by CKY

who said that I wasn't right?
I've lived for years without a life
don't have a soul on my side
still ridiculed despite how hard that I have tried
don't take me under your wing
I don't need a hand, don't need anything
I've got a roof over my head
as if I'd rather be alone with me instead

close yet far
drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are
and I'll tip my hat to those who can't believe it's me
and I never never never ever wanted this to be

I can hear the sounds of the city
sunrise and set are the same to me
a hesitating pulse is good company
and my reflection offers no apology
but who said that I wasn't right?
and I've lived for years without a life
don't have a soul on my side
still ridiculed despite how hard that I have tried

close yet far
drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are
and I'll tip my hat to those who can't believe it's me
and I never never never ever wanted this to be

close yet far
drop me a line and tell me how the hell you are
and I'll think of the days when there was something to believe
and I never never never ever wanted this to be

This Post Contains Nudity

Mon, 02 Dec 2002 15:26:39 GMT

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I'm a Firestarter, twisted Firestarter...

Okay, I lied, no nudity here.

Tom Petty Will Kick Your Ass

Mon, 02 Dec 2002 04:04:07 GMT

VA Tech fans suck. Really, they are the worst bandwagon fans out there. Anyone who is a Tech fan should recieve a free medical service called "Pull-That-Stick-Out-Of-Your-Ass-Your-Team-Really-Sucks-But-You-Still-Don't-Realize-It-But-You-Will." I don't say this because they beat my favorite college team UVA. No, not at all. I am a UVA and Arkansas fan. I say this because Chokie fans tend to be so anal about their team to the point of being retarded. They really need to get over themselves. I predicted their season a few months ago when the season started: The Chokies will win at the beginning, beating retarded teams and then at the end of the season when they play legit college teams, they will lose. And it has happened. And don't talk to me about the Bowl game. They are going to get so destroyed and once again Chokie fans will be wondering what the hell happened. I can tell you simply: You suck and so does your team.

But I do not do this LJ rant for the Chokies. No, this one is for the UVA Cavaliers and how screwed they got. This one is for you Cavs. FUCK whoever decides who goes to the bowls. UVA was predicted by critics to finish dead last in their divison. They end up ranking second and beating Maryland. They are second place and deservedly so. But who is invited to the Gator Bowl? Not UVA. No, not them but the team they destroyed for second place, Maryland. What in the flying hell is that all about? How fucked up that is. Screw you Maryland. You don't deserve to be there and you know it. UVA is pissed. Rightfully so. Someone else is wearing their crown of gold. This only fuels the burning and rising fire that is in this young UVA team. Give or take one or two more years and the Chokies, Maryland, all of them can go to hell. UVA will dominate. Go UVA!

Whoa, that is a first in this LJ. A sports rant. Unusual. Well, it was good.

The Return of Jakjdoijio

Sun, 01 Dec 2002 18:59:46 GMT

Well I haven't been on the ole LJ circuit for awhile now. I have been trying to relax and enjoy Thanksgiving break. I did a lot of hunting (nothing) and spent some time with an old friend. I hope everyone's Thanksgiving Break was good. I don't have much time to write now but I will catch up later.

For everyone's amusement, here is another E-Bay Auction I am throwing up. Its a great gift for X-Mas!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3727&item=1942641574&rd=1

L8er.

Hunting Season is Here

Tue, 19 Nov 2002 19:01:17 GMT

Did you know the first thing you do to field dress a deer is to cut out it's anus and penis? Sounds delightful doesn't it?

I might have to do that if I am lucky. In a strange twist of fate, my classes have been cancelled up until Thursday afternoon. Either my professors are sick or just didn't want to have class. Hell yeah. So I am heading up to C-Ville to take on the 02' Hunting Season. Wish me luck. Even if I don't get anything, it is amazing climbing the mountain and seeing the sun rise on a frosty morning. At one with nature is a beautiful thing. For those of you who worry, I do eat the deer and whatever meat I don't eat I give to friends, family, or Hunters for the Hungry. I'm not a trophy killer although I would like a deer rack sometime if I get the big one.

I leave tonight but first, must close up some loose ends with ROC-TV and classes. L8er peeps.

Harry Potter is the Devil

Sun, 17 Nov 2002 05:33:53 GMT

Props to Jeff. Thanks for the comments. I don't dabble too much in poetry, I am more a story writer, but yes, my writing does make me feel good and I will take your advice. Mad props to you.

I feel that I must apologize to friends and employees who do the Exit 109 thing. I was going through a bad period and I don't really believe it is shit. It has it's ups and downs and I am not sure how I like how it is judged but trust me its not the worst thing I ever read. So I apologize to them.

Saw Miss Stephanie H. tonight while working. Always a pleasure to see her smiling face. In fact, it was the highlight of my working night. I hate Harry Potter. I really do. It brings in worse crowds than Star Wars. I don't mean in mass but types of assholes.

Ah well...at least I got a Flogging Molly CD tonight!

Oh yeah, one more thing...

Sat, 16 Nov 2002 18:03:52 GMT

I love you Jonelle!

Charming.....

Sat, 16 Nov 2002 18:00:19 GMT

I had this left in response to one of my LJ journal updates. It has warmed my heart and this person's love for me shows through:

"If you hate it so goddamned much, fucking leave. No one wants you here anymore. All you do is bitch and bitch like some prepubescent drama queen (with about as much tact and subtlety) and then scream and whine at someone who you *think* has wronged you. And if your writing is anything like the pathetic-ass-wanna-be-slipknot bullshit that you post in this journal, i completely understand why they turned you down. So turn up your acoustic-live Staind mp3 and cry into blank pages again."

This particular coward did not leave a name to be replied to. I have a habit of only replying to those replies that leave a name. However, this "fake" doesn't need to leave their name. Judging by the over use of more than standard vocabulary to shield their overall stupidity, talk of drama, their pitiful narrow-minded knowledge of my likes and dislikes, their flaming scorn towards me, and not leaving a name tends to direct this charming little comment coming from a complete and utter idiot with a "freshmen" mentality. High school freshmen. I know who posted this little love letter and trust me, I will deal with you later bitch. You have no place to be named in this journal anymore. Like you should be, you will be forgotten. So let it be written, so let it be done.

But fortunately for me, I am feeling better. Much better in fact. I had a nice long chat with a dear old friend. It lifted my spirits once again and now I am on a quest: For the original idea. Yes, I am upset at the loss of Exit 109. But what artist does not feel the downfalls of rejection? Just look at Pee Wee Herman (in jail for child porn now I might add). So my quest for the original idea begins today. I will then try to tie up the loose ends in my life as well as I go along. I have been beaten down but not defeated.

By the way, Box Gift Set of Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring is by far the greatest DVD set I have ever bought! J.R. you kick ass!

Well, I am going to shower and such. Wipe myself clean of the sins of yesterday and the grime of fools. The King has returned.

Cont.

Sat, 16 Nov 2002 04:50:17 GMT

Okay, yes school magazines mean shit. They suck, no one reads them, I don't need them. But I do. I really did need this. Just to prove to myself that I could at least be printed in the shittest of shit. But I can't. I can't get into shitstained 109. How pathetic is that? It isn't important. BUT IT IS! TO ME!

What am I to think about this? Not even the damned school magazine.... If not this path, what do I do? There never was another. There isn't any other. I know nothing else. I am lost.

Retiring From The Pen

Fri, 15 Nov 2002 19:42:52 GMT

Some say I am a good writer. I've written a few short stories here and there and one act plays. People who read them said they were really good. So that is when I chose my path in life and decided to become a writer, screenwriter, etc. Its a tough road but I want to beat it. Its all I know how to do and want to do. To create not out of clay or paint but out of mind.

There are days I want to forfeit this path. One of them is today. I sent in three submissions to the student magazine Exit 109 and all got rejected. I admit, majority of the writings in that magazine are shit. Most of those writers are the next Columbine Killers writing depressing poems and stories of teenage angst over and over again until there is enough material to make Fred Durst light a fart. But doesn't that say something about my writing? Granted, 109 is shit, but if this shit magazine doesn't take my stuff...

I...hate...this...place...

Thu, 14 Nov 2002 01:58:57 GMT

Presently, I have never felt so alone. Never so alone.